We take a closer look at Slimvox and see whether it really is the answer to a “perfect bikini body.” Far fetched? Possibly, but there’s only one way to find out….
Okay, straight away let’s have a look at the website for Slimvox and see what we can find.
What’s immediately striking is the design. To be honest its been very well done, but we have known for a long time now that a well designed site doesn’t necessarily mean the product is any good!
They are making a big play on the perfect bikini body angle and have used a posed photograph of a stick thin model that also happens to be well endowed in the breast area.
This is an old trick to make you think it could be you looking like this after 4 weeks, but as we all know it’s not really going to apply to the average woman like you and me.
Okay, se we know Slimvox is focused on the ladies, so how does it do this?
Well here’s a first for us, they actually claim that Slimvox will, “Enhance Your Breasts”.
One we had stopped laughing we knew we were on to something special here. A diet pill that, “enhances your breast”? Surely no one is going to believe that are they?
There are also the usual vague claims that don’t really mean anything but sound good:
Moving down the page there’s another stunning model, with yet more claims for what Slimvox can do. Here’s where it get’s really interesting, there’s even more crazy claims.
It now goes into detail for what Slimvox can do for different areas of your body:
WHAT AN ABSLUTE LOAD OF RUBBISH!
There has never been a diet pill created, either naturally or pharmaceutically, that can target specific areas of the body…period!
If a diet pill works it will help on ALL the fat cells in your body, it cannot and never will be able to hit certain areas.
It gets even better!
They also claim that Slimvox will boost your libido to enhance sexual pleasure, clear acne and also enhances your mood!
So not only will you be super skinny in 4 weeks you will have a raging sex drive, perfectly clear skin and be in a fantastic mood all the time.
Believe it? No, didn’t think so!
So we know so far it’s the greatest diet pill for women ever invented but what is the science behind these claims?
Well you will be glad to hear that Slimvox is “made by women for women.”
What that has to do with anything we don’t know but we guess it implies that it’s the “sisters” working together.
Let’s see what the magic ingredients are that will give you a bikini body in 4 weeks.
Unfortunately they don’t actually tell you how much of each ingredient is contained in the diet pills, so that you can make an informed decision. They do this by using a “proprietary formula”, this way they can make crazy claims without having to try and justify it.
This technique is usually used to hide the exact amount of ingredients, so that investigation sites like this one can’t pick holes in their claims. It also means they can add the smallest amount of the expensive ingredients and fill it with the cheaper filler ingredients.
Lets have a closer look at these ingredients (that might or might not work) shall we:
As well as all the above ingredients there is also a random mix of other items in Slimvox. No evidence has been shown that any of these ingredients in isolation or with the other ingredients can be effective for anything the manufacturers are claiming. Among these are Damiana, Don Quai, Wild Yam root, Oat straw, Mothers Wort, Blessed Thistle, Fennel seed, Fenugreek seed, Magnolia bark, Passionflower, Razberi-K, and Elderberry. In our opinion it is not likely that they can have any effect on weight loss in the doses contained in Slimvox.
With a dodgy looking ingredient profile and some pretty crazy claims, it is hard to see how Slimvox can be effective for anything at all.
No studies have been done either into the effectiveness of Slimvox or indeed if there are any side effects from ingesting the mix that they have come up with. There could possibly be long-term damage to the body, as shown above.
Caution: SlimVox is not recommended for women who are pregnant or nursing.
There are some dodgy looking reviews on the sales page dating back to 2010. If Slimvox was effective for what it is claiming then we would expect a huge influx of happy customers, but this doesn’t seem to be the case.
We would confidently state that Slimvox would not be effective for what the manufacturers are claiming. There is no evidence presented and what little information is provided is very easy to dispute.
Any person with the briefest medical training can tell that the claims simply do not stack up!
From targeting specific areas of the body, to breast enhancement and an increased libido, there is nothing in any scientific journal that would show Slimvox to be effective.
Slimvox is available online from the official site as well as a number of affiliates from $39.95 per bottle.
Sadly it is registered in Utah and has links to the Garrett Devore and Gadd Formulas Empire. Ampersand Industries LLC originally registered it and at present ProCommerce LLC handles the payments. These are all companies with links to the Utah brethren.
There is a 90-day guarantee shown, but there are numerous stories of people buying from companies based in Utah, struggling to actually get a refund.
DO NOT BUY SLIMVOX!
From the crazy claims, to the lack of evidence and a “hidden” ingredient profile there is nothing to suggest Slimvox actually works. It is also from Utah, which pretty much sums up all you need to know.
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I am by no means leaving this review to argue with anyone, I have used slimvox 2 years ago and had great results with it. I stared out a little jittery at first because of the caffeine but that’s norm in most diet pills, after about a week I was good. I lost my goal weight and after 2 years have only gained back 15lbs of the 40lbs I lost and that’s from my own poor judgments of eating unhealthy. I am fixing to order again to shed a few more lbs. Hope this helps those that may consider this for themselves. and as far as loosing uptop, I think anytime you start loosing weight the boobs and but are the first to go. I do have to say that my breast were firmer, maybe not larger but defiantly firmer. hope this helps.
Hi all,
im actually keen to try this but my main concern is whether i will lose weight from my chest too. The previous slimming pill i tried was rather good- it curbed my appetite and lose weight relatively fast but it made me lose weight throughout my entire body.
So i’m really concerned about whether my chest size will drop if i take this (im pretty small to start with ). rather cautious about its claim that it can target all the right areas. Hope someone who has tried it can shed some light.
I just purchased Slimvox and was immediately very worried after reading this very negative review. However, I am willing to give it a try. I am 5′ ‘7 160 lbs and almost 30 years old. Now is the time to try a little something and because of your positive posts I am a little more at ease with taking this supplement. I do not want to be extremely thin, but I do pretty much sit for a living and for at least 12 hours a day, so I am kind of my wits end. I will get back with this forum after I have given this pill a fair shot. Thanks for your comments.
Hi Brook, I recently purchased slimvox and I am also 5’7 160 and 26. I have been looking for some more recent and reliable reviews of the product just to get an idea of what I am in for or if this is just a waste of money. If you have any more information on how this product worked for you I would be really interested to read it. Thanks
Ok I have to say this is a really negative review. I am currently using slimvox is it a miracle pill nope but it does curb my appetite get rid of cravings and help me stick to a healthy plan. The ingredients listed are good for weightloss, cinnamon is fabulous at controling blood sugar and help regulate it andI agree with Debbie 100% you should honnestly do some research before you slam it. I have no side effects wich is huge for me as I usually get headaches and jitters. I am down a respectable 5 pounds in 2 weeks I am 46 and basically sit for a living. IS it the pills the diet change trying to walk more..probably all of the above. I know slimvox helps me stay on track period. I am not as bloated and I feel very good..as for sex drive..well Ive always had one and my skin looks great as do the girls..lol I need to loose about 40lbs and Im 5 foot 2..very curvy. I like Slimvox very much.
I used it, and I loved it!
waste of time and money ….. useless fake claims
I have not tried this product, but it has been unfairly reviewed here. A good many of the ingredients listed in this review have been used in Eastern medicine for ages, to increase metabolism, raise core temperature, etc… In fact, this review specifically singled out cinnamon as being useless outside of cooking, and it’s a known metabolism enhancer reccomended by many practitioners of Chinese medicine and acupuncture!
While I have no experience of the product, and can therefore not vouch for it personally, I would caution people not to overlook it based on this review. Check out the ingredients listed for yourselves, either online or at a Whole Foods or dietician.
Although you make some very valid statements I must say that you may not understand that a lot of the ingredients in these pills are useful for other things as well. It is a well known fact that caffine in the right way is very healthy for skin and natural herbs have been used for centeries to target areas of the body. I am not saying that everything stated is accurate by the website I am just saying that it is also not impossible and each person needs to keep that in mind.
Agreed, Debbie! I haven’t tried it, but being familiar with the benefits of the ingredients dismissed in the review, I could not put much faith in it’s negative conclusions. Still not decided on this product, but I will look elsewhere for more reviews.